Theo McDonald

Theo McDonald

A week late for Hallowe'en, the single creepiest thing in the world: Ronald McDonald. Clearly in an attempt not to be out-creeped by its main competitor, Burger King relatively recently launched the highly creepy king mascot it has now. But frightwig-and-greasepaint Ronald has him beat both in longevity and in creepiness. Coulrophobia is by now so endemic that I have no idea why anyone uses clowns as mascots. Can't sleep... clown will McEat me...